Monday, April 10, 2006

GW Bush Library

Yeah, I've read all the Bush library jokes. All two of them, Coloring books, yada yada yada.

The interesting thing to me is where it goes. Apparently 3 Texas universities want it. This for a guy who went to Yale and Harvard (who don't want it, by the way). Since he was never much into academics, why should it be at a university at all, or college, or juco or community college? Why not put it in a site already notorious for its association with dubya? Some suggestions:

Abu Gharaib. I really liked this choice, but then the US said they were abandoning it. Dang. Gotta find something more permanent.

Gitmo! There you go! What an awesome interrogation technique they be able to use on the grandchildren of the guys in there now. "Tell us what you know or we'll make you tour it again!"
Aiiieeeeeeee!!!

Ft. Leavenworth. Make it adjacent to the Federal Prison so that tourist can see live exhibits of former administration staff and the lobbyists who loved them.

How about the polar ice cap? Oh yeah, permanence problem again.

Anywhere but here. I like that one best.

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